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[Tuesday December 9th, 2008 4:40pm] I am drunk. I feel like last night was my 21st birthday, but I am sure it was not my 21st birthday. It was more like this middle school slumber party at the bad kid's house (who you didn't know was a bad kid until she "discovered" the scotch in her father's liquor cabinet where she was "sure the UNO deck would be," and after passing a few nervous furtive sips around the room (she'd proceed to tell us about getting her period getting fingerbanged at camp and liking it and her uncle touching her and maybe liking it while we got aroused with excitement and nausea on two sips of scotch. In the morning we'd wake up with funny feelings everywhere (see adults: kids are not like you, they don't have hangovers but maybe it's because they don't properly know how to drink, except they do. They treat drinking as a symbolic transgression and let their actions follow mesmerized and orgiastic like Bacchic cultists in the woods throwing their naked bodies at trees. 1 comment|CMNT

[Friday April 14th, 2006 11:12am] my soulmate and i look like identical twins. 5 comments|CMNT

[Tuesday April 4th, 2006 8:19pm] My mother made me a cake today and let me blow out my candles a day early. I wished for a lot of things.. I wished that kidneys didn't get infected, but more importantly, I wish they didn't exist. I wished that cars didn't get stolen and that I didn't have a pot belly or fat legs or overflowing arms. I wished that I had a carton of slims and friends to join me in a pot luck at wine o'clock. But most of all, I wished that this year won't be another I'll regret. CMNT

[Friday March 10th, 2006 1:26pm] I need a reason to smile today. 4 comments|CMNT

[Sunday February 26th, 2006 5:36pm] seriously, where are jew? i've been waiting for so long, boy. ewwie jewwie. i miss ma baby love. CMNT

[Sunday February 26th, 2006 5:21pm] I would like to introduce you all to one of my new best friends, Hurricane. Hurricane's ma world. 5 comments|CMNT

[Friday February 24th, 2006 10:07pm] at least my twin knows how to make me happy... CMNT

[Wednesday January 18th, 2006 12:17am] I do mention myself negatively but also postively. I have the unfortunate problem of god-like delusions opposed by bouts of self-esteem. At times, I know I am a genius, but other times am convinced I am a total loser. Sanity is indeed and illusion. I once said that reality is relativity. Everything is subjective. My subjective reality, for example, happens to be quite different from that of my therapists and people close to me. I often use the term "crazy" or throw around the names of illnesses I've been diagnosed with as a kind of mocking. I really don't let a person's view of me define who I am, nor do I let it effect me. I suppose voice inflection and other subtleties are difficult to convey in type, and I could see how it could be easily misunderstood that I take these things seriously. I assure you - I take my health seriously, but not other's opinons of the matter. There probably have been many times in my life when I've been too hard on myself, but I definitely thrive on pressure and high expectations. It's nothing to worry about. CMNT

[Monday October 24th, 2005 9:59pm] If you want to stay my livejournal friend tell me why. I'm not too sure I want all of you reading this. I don't even know half of you. 33 comments|CMNT

[Sunday October 23rd, 2005 11:46am] so much that i can't say to you. my voice shakes from the hurt that i hide; ashamed of my existence and of my petty often wounded pride. i'd like to come home to see you and to catch your sickness by the bedside, but then you'd know how much i really need you. all the love in an instant makes my life stop, but then my hate for you makes my feelings altogether drop. if only i were blind to your selfish fling and your desperate cause and didn't press you for the details that threaten my physical flaws. i'd like to come home to see you and embrace your illness under soft light, but then you'd know how much i really need you. all the love in an instant makes my life stop, but then my hate for you makes my feelings altogether drop. so much that i can say to you with affection that i burn inside. you're aching from the distance avoiding strain thats running still alive. if only i could heal you in the sprinkling of the ocean side, but then you'd know how much i really love you. all the love in an instant makes my life stop, but then my hate for you makes my feelings altogether drop. 1 comment|CMNT

[Wednesday October 19th, 2005 10:08pm] Your name: Take a stab at my middle name: Where did we meet? Do I believe in God? How long have you known me? Do I smoke? What was your first impression of me upon meeting? Color of my eyes: Do I have any siblings? What's one of my favorite things to do? Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? What's my favorite type of music? Am I shy or out going? Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? What's your favorite memory of me? Any special talents: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be? If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring? Am I the kind of person that would stick up for the underdog, or bully? My worst quality? Do I like Coke or Pepsi? Am I liberal, or conservative? Is there an evil twin living in me? If you could change my FIRST name, what name would you chose for me? Why do you think I was placed on this earth? Do I drink alcohol? Do I have a crush on you? Whats' my fav. feature about myself? 5 comments|CMNT

[Thursday October 13th, 2005 6:40pm] ( welcome to Babeland ) 8 comments|CMNT

[Saturday October 1st, 2005 9:45pm] Thanks, Jerry. 4 comments|CMNT

[Monday September 26th, 2005 11:40pm] Happy Birthday to my dear friend, Nicole. I miss you. CMNT

[Tuesday August 9th, 2005 8:17pm] do i have enough freckles? gross. ( Dear, did you know that people love each other, just like we do? ) 29 comments|CMNT

[Saturday August 6th, 2005 8:49pm] My bed’s too big. Every night I lie down and wish you were beside me. 6 comments|CMNT

[Friday August 5th, 2005 4:38pm] I miss you, best friend. ( anyone? you? ) 10 comments|CMNT

[Sunday July 31st, 2005 1:40am] he told me i was beautiful enough to be a supermodel. 15 comments|CMNT

[Saturday July 30th, 2005 6:03pm] he finally admitted that yes, he really will miss me while hes out of town. 5 comments|CMNT

[Tuesday July 5th, 2005 2:13pm] GARAGE SALE TODAY @ 977 SILVER LK RD. FENTON 48430 PLEASE COME... WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF MONEY. 8 comments|CMNT

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